Hello fans of pictures and indeed, the sounds. You are here either because you have come to the wrong place, or because you bum TV and radio and therefore wish to know what the sod I’m up to on both of these wonderful forms of media. Well done for finding this page of this website. Joyous rain reigns supreme over your head as you enter world of discovering what Iain Lee is up to in the near and indeed, the distant futures.

	We all know that telly is better than radio, because it has pictures, Lost and pays stack loads more. But thanks to the likes of Justin Lee Collins and Robert Mugabe, I don’t always get those TV gigs I deserve. Never mind. When I do get a sniff of the magical picture box, this is the place I shall announce it. I will also be letting you know, via the section you are in now (TV & Radio, in case you had forgotten, focus web surfer, focus!) of when I’m on the bloody wireless radio. OK, so radio is a bit bobbins. But come on, it’s still my voice and that’s got to be good news for those who like hearing. Like spies, the blind and perverts. I may even sneak in the odd performance out and about that you could possibly come and see me in the flesh with. Some of these will be funny, some may be a bit straighter, some may intend to be funny but may end up a bit straighter because it hasn’t worked. That’s the just the way it is. Some things will never change.
There is other stuff happening every month including Shindiggery, MSN podcasts and columns, bumming and the like. I guess I’m going to put it here as well. I just don’t know. Would you believe me if I told you I had literally been thinking about where that stuff should go for months? Originally it was going on the news page. The news page? Does that make sense to you? It did to me, for a while. But right at this very moment (sitting listening to 2 women speaking Greek [and I think laughing at me], don’t ask) it seems more obvious to put it here. I tell you what. Let’s just see how it goes. If it makes us feel dirty, it can be moved. Honestly. I just have to ask the pornographers that run this site (and,as it turns out, they also run my life. Don’t ask) and they will move it for me. Eventually. That’s if they’re not too busy spaffing off over some filth that’s just too hard core to mention. Honestly, they are very, very naughty men. (Don’t ask)
UPCOMING TV     RADIO STUFF IN THE FUTURE (AND MAYBE THE PAST IF THIS HASN’T BEEN UPDATED) Every Monday - Thursday Absolute Radio 11pm - 1am 0330 123 1215   OUTSIDE APPEARANCES IN THE REAL WORLD THAT YOU MAY COME TO ???? If you're a comedy club in or near London, even if you're like a really crap one that you put on that no one comes to and you'd like to me to pop along to try out some new material, email me at iain@iainlee.com 10/05/10 Comedy Menagerie, Jewel Bar, Piccadily Circus - 10 mins http://comedymenagerie.tumblr.com/ 12/05/10 Comedy Bin, Anatolia Bar, Mare Street E8 10 mins 17/05/10 Jester Jesters, Plum Tree Bar, Farringdon St 19/05/10 Giggling Gibbon, The Compass, Chapel Market 10 mins 26/05/10 Really Lovely, Cross Kings Pub, Kings Cross 10 mins 27/05/10 The Fix, Camden Head 10 mins 31/05/10 Comedy Bin, Carnivale, 2 White Church Lane 10 mins

I love the internet. It’s like a great bit pie full of good stuff. Oh, and bad stuff. Sometimes, very naughty stuff! So, actually, sod all like a pie. Unless you like eating shit pies.

Here are some of my favourite things on the internet. If you’re really bored, why not have a look?

1. www.absoluteradio.co.uk/iainlee - my page at work. Exclusive videos, clips and rude emails from my ‘fans’
   
   
2. tech.uk.msn.com – I record a monthly gaming podcast with the lovely Nik and delightful Jane. Find it here (it’s under PODCASTS)
   
   
3. http://iainleeforum.darkbb.com/ this is set up by a girl. I have never met her, bust she is very kind and has decided to make a forum for YOU to discuss ME. Weird, I know, but do enjoy it.
   
   
4. www.facebook.com/iainleeshow - My Absolute boss, Mr.Grace, has insisted that we set up a FB page for the radio show. OK. Go and join just to teach him a lesson.
   
   
5. www.twitter.com/iainlee - want to see me swear in under 140 characters, then follow me.
   
   
6. www.mickynwa.com - he’s got old shows with me on, in the audio format, that’s sound to everyone.
   
   
7. www.youtube.com/therealiainlee -pretty obvious innit.
   
   
8. Www.ianwatkinsonline.com - this guy is actually a radio genius.
   
   
9. www.retrogamer.net - I write a monthly column about old video games – I don’t think you can find them online, but this is the lovely magazine I do write em for.